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Five people Jim Kirk never slept with (and one he did) [Kirk/Spock, PG-13, 150 words]

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Jul. 9th, 2009 | 02:02 pm
mood: hornyKiss Attack!

1. Uhura: It got awkward after he got caught with his pants down with Gaila. At one point he thought she only batted for the girl team, because nothing else explained why she didn't celebrate the awesomeness that is James T. Kirk.

2. Bones: Jim would tap that grumpy Southern doctor so hard, except Bones was the only best friend he had. And painfully straight besides. (They never talked of the My Divorce Papers Came Through Incident.)

3. Chekov: Sulu would kill him. (Didn't stop Jim from calling him "Ensign Jailbait" though.)

4. Nurse Chapel: She's blond and hot, and not entirely immune to his charm. But he once caught her making goggly eyes at Spock. I know, right?

5. Ambassador Spock: It was cold at Delta Vega, but not that cold.

i. Spock: Jim decided to cut the middle man (or women) and go straight to the cockblocking source.



Answers [info - community]star_trek_flashfic's Five Things challenge.

Just came back from watching ST:XI for the third time. rea_saint pointed out to me that Kirk's mom is played by Cameron from House, M.D. @_@
She actually looks good blond here (but not on House), how did that happen? =O

Also, after Kirk and Spock beamed to the Narada, I noticed that one of the Romulan standing screens was a pin-up of a woman in a bikini-like outfit X-D

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Summer

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from: summerslaughter
date: Jul. 9th, 2009 09:45 pm (UTC)
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Ensign Jailbait

XDDD

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lilian_cho

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from: lilian_cho
date: Jul. 9th, 2009 09:52 pm (UTC)
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That's been fanon for more than a month now! X-D

Love your icon *g*

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fandom polyamorous

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from: merkuria
date: Jul. 9th, 2009 10:07 pm (UTC)
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My Divorce Papers Came Through Incident

\o/
and totally trufax :D

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lilian_cho

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from: lilian_cho
date: Jul. 9th, 2009 11:50 pm (UTC)
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I'm not a big fan of friend pairings, but I can see how Kirk/Bones parallel Spock/Uhura in that Bones is Kirk's emotional support.

Bones had ingested so much of his I'm-a-Free-Man Bourbon prior to the Incident that he could safely claim memory loss ;-)

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Jo

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from: animeartistjo
date: Jul. 10th, 2009 02:19 am (UTC)
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ILU sooooooo much!

I would marry #3. Too bad of the parenthesis. XD

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lilian_cho

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from: lilian_cho
date: Jul. 10th, 2009 07:20 am (UTC)
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Hee <3

Meaning you'd tap Kirk/Chekov, or you'd tap Sulu/Chekov? ;-) Or both, but you feel bad about Chekov being underage? *g*

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Eviltaru

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from: eviltaru
date: Jul. 13th, 2009 01:51 am (UTC)
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Sulu.. yummy....

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lilian_cho

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from: lilian_cho
date: Jul. 13th, 2009 03:15 am (UTC)
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But he's THIRTY-SEVEN Y.O. Well, John Cho is.

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IncubusSuccubus

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from: meine_liebe
date: Jul. 10th, 2009 02:56 am (UTC)
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ROTFL bwahahahahahahaha everyone of them! priceless and you nail me on Ensign jailbail and whack me on cockblocking source. damnit is that even a word??!???!

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lilian_cho

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from: lilian_cho
date: Jul. 10th, 2009 07:21 am (UTC)
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Hee, glad it amused =D

If it's not a word, it should be a dictionary recognized phrase! Vulcans: your cockblocking source for millenia.

Thx for commenting!

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Gelsey

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from: gelsey
date: Jul. 10th, 2009 11:44 am (UTC)
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<333

Oh, The Divorce Papers Incident ;) HEE!!

You are totally fab. THanks for the laugh!

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lilian_cho

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from: lilian_cho
date: Jul. 11th, 2009 12:06 am (UTC)
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Yw <3

*g* Glad it amused.

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blackmage runs with daggers.

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from: ruien
date: Jul. 11th, 2009 08:09 pm (UTC)
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what about the five hundred he did sleep with? *g*


also, you need to see this *squee*

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lilian_cho

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from: lilian_cho
date: Jul. 12th, 2009 01:59 am (UTC)
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You'll have to write that one X-D

Eee <333

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