Aletheia

Best Malfoy Legs Since the 1800s (Scorpius, implied AS/S, PG-13 for crossdressing)
Warning: skinny boy in a skirt
A/N: Won the Golden Squid for Truth In Advertising at hp_april_fools *g*
If someone has advice on how to turn sketches into linearts, I'm all ears.

( Draco muses that it's karma for making Crabbe and Goyle polyjuice as little girls. Lucius thinks his legs look better when he was younger. Narcissa just wants a cup of tea. )

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1. This is the picture that, two months back, I was sketching and thinking, "You know who's skinny? Merlin!"
I want a modern-day!AU where Merlin's an underwear/swimsuit model and Arthur's a photographer, and it's for a borderline soft pr0n magazine. And Arthur's giving Merlin half-breathy directions, and Merlin's getting turned on and his eyes gleamed gold.
Whoops, didn't mean to go the anthropomorphic dragon route there.

2. Why is it that I'm so much more shameless when it comes to Merlin/Arthur pr0n? It's not that the fandom's kinkier than HP. Is there even a kinkier fandom than HP?
Not to mention completely shameless about Bradley/Colin too. Huh.

3. I think I've pinpointed why I'm uninterested with Merlin RP games. Merlin, Arthur, Morgana, Gwen...they're all main characters. In HP, I can RP as obscure characters (Padma, Terry, Al, Scorpius), only-exist-in-notes characters (Su Li), my own OFC (Jade Malfoy)...even Draco's not a main character in canon except for HBP.

With Merlin, I can't help but be more judgmental and going "OoC! OoC!" when an RP-er's interpretation of the character significantly differs from mine.

* Speaking of RP-ing, May 15th is Blog Like It Isn't You Day.
...I can blog as a random magic user sentenced to death in Camelot? =P

[ LJ | IJ | DW ]

1. summerslaughter posted 44 Hikago recs and other links for Hikago day.
(Why not 55? *g*)

2. I have no clue where she popped up from, but Lily Granger Weasley is the cutest redhead pumpkin ever =D And I can't wait until Scorpius arrives \o/

Threads here (Draco and Lily) and here (H/D)

Lily: I no shout. I talk Scopus, uh huh.
Hewwo, budder!

Draco: I beg your pardon.
Hello Buddha? What on earth makes you call him Buddha. If this is some reference to the way I look then I can only...
Did you just call Scorpius your brother?

3. I usually don't like a guy with facial hair, but Tony Stark? Hot. Especially from the back (his back, not his arse =P)
Ironman? PWNs.
The titanium alloy scales covering the spine & tailbone = love.

4. I don't know why I'm surprised that Harrison Ford has grown old, but I am.

5. Shia Labeouf actually looks good in a leather jacket and astride a motorbike.

(X-posted @ IJ)

Noone's available on MSN T_T

Talk to me! *clutches at your shirt*
Or rather, talk to my muses!

Ask my muse a question or tag them to do a meme *pleading eyes*

Harry Potter muses:
20 y.o. Draco Malfoy (dm1980)
20 y.o. Su Li (androgynous88)
14 y.o. Terry Boot (boot_sequence)
15 y.o. Al Potter (sneaky_potter)
15 y.o. Scorpius Severus Malfoy (score_malfoy)
11 y.o. Jade Malfoy (meigui)

Original muses:
santa_olivia (15 y.o. Rei Akutagawa and Seiichi Kobayashi)
angels_abide (17 y.o. Li Hua, 21 y.o. Azriel and Micha Moravia)

(X-posted @ IJ)

sneaky_potter wrote: So now Score thinks that I want a girlfriend. Sometimes, he's so clueless I want to cry.

I just...I'm his best friend, and I know that he doesn't think of girls that way (or boys), so in a way that's a great relief.

Sometimes, though, I wonder--is it really Jade that's the problem here? That's what I've always thought before. But maybe--maybe I'm just too convenient for him.

...

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Jade talks about taking English class at school and her classmates snubbing her.

The conversations between Jade, Score and Al are here and here.


meigui said: We're reading Harry Potter: the Hogwarts Years for our International History class starting next week (^_^)

Ingrid flipped out when I told her my brother is the best friend of THE Harry Potter's son. She pestered me to ask you to send pictures! "Preferably the two of them in Quidditch uniform." She probably wanted to make money out of this (*_*)

score_malfoy said: ROTFL X-D
Wait, wait, I have to call Al over here! AHAhahahahahahaha...

sneaky_potter said: Huh? What?

Oh, hi Jade. Long time no see.

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It's a bit disturbing how easy it is for me to RP as two 14 y.o. boys and one 10 y.o. girl...interacting with one another. Awesome split personality, Y/N? X-D

Cross-posted @ al_n_score here

Score is angsting that Jade isn't around for Christmas hols.

The subsequent conversations with Al are here, here and here.


sneaky_potter said: !!! Is that you? You're so bloody cute as a child. Why weren't you wearing any clothes? X-D


score_malfoy said: No, it's my dad.
Of course it's me, you idiot! Although grandma likes to say that we're indistinguishable save for my eye color. I'm less pasty too, although I wouldn't say that to my dad.
I...really don't remember why I wasn't wearing any clothes. I might have come back from playing in the mud or something and then streaked across the hallway to the bathroom.

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Y HALLO THAR NEW FRIENDS
*g*

Please add your birthday here =)

Some links that might interest you:
*F = F-locked

1. (F) Share something random! meme

2. "What should I focus on next?" poll

3. (F) On what days are you less likely to read your F-list? poll

4. (F) "A smile means..." poll

5. (F) Original fic plotbunny: "The boy from the city and the boy from the desert"

If you like the Score fic better, why? If you like the Al fic better, why?
Thank you for voting! :-D

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RP LJs: Score Malfoy, Al Potter and Jade Malfoy

1. FYI: list of Fandom Challenges

2. People are writing awesome drabbles for slytherin100's "Muggle Literature" prompt that I feel guilted to write something :-P
Deadline's February 11. I really need to finish "C is for Castles" first >_>

3. *is obsessively eating salted dried plum*
Which is nothing but 100% salt, really. *is addicted*

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The real reason for this post:

In addition to Draco dm1980 and Su Li androgynous88, now there are also Hermione pushy_bookworm and Harry de_stalker :-DDD
Again, the watcher comm. is blood_of_dragon. Go ahead and friend or track.
Li's summing up of past conversations is here.

11/11/2000

Draco and Li's first conversation.
In which they talked about Harry Haters Anonymous, Draco's middle names, being a Muggle pop star, the gorgeousness that is Blaise Zabini, and--oh yeah--dragons.

11/12/2000

Draco and Li's second conversation.
In which Draco is revealed to be a closet cat-lover, and Snape is alleged to be a skinflint.

Draco and Li's third conversation.
In which Draco accused Li of being Slytherin, and Li cited "biculturalism" as the cause. The conversation turned into Hogwarts education, Quidditch, the Triwizard Tournament and, inevitably, Potter.

Hermione and Li's first conversation.
In which Hermione found Li's LJ and remarked that Harry's in China.

Hermione and Li's second conversation.
In which Harry's stubbornness is further discussed, and Li thanked Hermione for her war efforts.

11/13/2000

Draco and Li's fourth conversation.
The aftermath of Hermione's news that Harry's also in China.

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I need a map of China...I've been to Southern China a lot but I don't remember the name of the villages. I suppose I can put them in Guangzhou if I want to cheat and make it easy for myself :-P Hmm, hmm....

So just two days ago the Red Queen screeched "Off with her head!" once too often, and Mad Hare got so pissed off he chopped off her head instead. There was this shiny crown lying in all those pretty blood so I picked it up and declared myself the new dictator princess of Slytherin.

The day after Draco Malfoy had the audacity to imply that I'm addicted to Felix Felicis. I soon set him straight by plotting his horrendous demise with my trusted assassin adviser.

I later decided that death was too good for the whiny brat, and thought of selling him into slavery to the deranged Savior of the Wizarding world.

In the meantime the oblivious brat was happily chatting away with that Ravenclaw Su Li. Of all the nerve!

Just wait and see--my revenge shall be complete! >=O

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( The red pill? Or the blue pill? )

The round-table was fun! :-D Thank you everyone for participating.

Snape, Lucius, Blaise, Pansy (and Priscilla Jones ;-)) are veteran RP-ers. (Whereas I'm one of those people that can't sustain a commitment to an RPG *cough*) BTW, gelsey and somigliana, I see your point on how forums are more manageable for RPs compared to LJ (the disappearing subject lines, for one...)

Lucius Malfoy on parasites and dogs on Wizards and Muggles.

Severus Snape explained to Lilian Cho Wizarding birth rates and birth control (or lack thereof).

Narcissa Malfoy squeed over her son, alerting Snape that maybe five alihotsy leaves in her tonic was overkill.

In which everyone (even Snape) agreed that Draco is lovely. And Narcissa reconsidered her dinner invitation to Pansy when she discovered her ex-future-daughter-in-law flirting with her currently-incarcerated husband.

Su Li assured Priscilla Jones that compared to Blaise Zabini, Draco Malfoy is much more of a minion to one Severus Snape.

Severus Snape on elemental correspondences of the Four Houses to certain subjects. Su Li explained why only half of Ravenclaws hyperventilate around Snape.

Finally realizing that Snape is an evil bastard is unresponsive, Priscilla Jones set her sights on Remus Lupin.

Pansy Parkinson's alarming agression suggests she was in the wrong panel altogether. After her barely veiled continued threats on the Muggles, Priscilla was relieved to see Aurors taking her wand away.

Pansy surprisingly lost only five points for her inappropriate language.
Snape refused to give her twenty points for looking lovely.

Blaise Zabini remarked on the effect of the whole ferret!Draco thing on Pansy Parkinson's designs.

And the snark between Blaise and Pansy continued...

Su Li tried to get Blaise Zabini to admit to his crush on Hermione Granger.

Dumbledore explained to Priscilla Jones the properties of the Philiosopher's Stone.

Yesterday's summary is here.

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1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Questions by underlucius: ( Interview Meme )

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Seen everywhere on my F-list: ( Ship meme )

Happy birthday, rubytuesday5681! :-D (Umm, currently camping in the mountains?)

Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge would like to welcome all of you in this round table discussion toward improving Muggle-Wizard relations.

The RP discussion is still going on :-) (Hopefully for the whole weekend. Hard to say, as I have the attention span of a five-year-old sometimes)
We need Muggleborns, Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs and Muggles pleasie? *puppy-dog eyes*
Muggles may gate-crash, but wizards and witches should sign up here first.

Severus Snape revealed that he doesn't hate his students that much ;-)

Lilian Cho asked for explanation re: the House system.
--> Severus Snape's answer.
--> Blaise Zabini's answer.

Blaise Zabini confirmed that when Severus Snape smiles, the world ends.

There are discussions on Muggle body parts and dragon parts. On Potions v. Chemistry and the art of Apparition.

The Ravenclaws apparently went through a Star Wars obsession, thanks to Anthony Goldstein.

Su Li would like to know if Wizards and Witches are ready for the Muggle concept of underwears.

Lilian Cho would like to know what options are available for Muggleborns.

Dumbledore found out that yes, there are lemon-flavored marshmallows.

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Gacked from ticca: ( Defriending Meme )

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Because most of you have no idea what manga are. And I pretend that you care.

The two most common types of manga are shoujo (targeted to girls) and shounen (targeted to boys).
( shoujo manga )
( shounen manga )
( manga-like HP fanarts )

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Gacked from ferporcel and ordinarymagic: ( Random Pictures of my LJ Friends )