Aletheia

In which Arthur stole Merlin's food, watched his DVD, took him out to a boring party and manoeuvred him to bed (to sleep).

★ All-in-one beta & Britpicker: lilithilien ♥
☆ The first version won third place at armer_gayms' Bro Code challenge.

☆ 555 words. Or 731. It's all relative.
★ Borrowed the varying flashfic length from b_hallward's Increments (Merlin/Arthur)--am not the genius that came up with it. The 5, 10, 20, ..., 100 words structure fits what I have in mind, didn't mean to steal ^^;;

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( In which Arthur stole Merlin's food, watched his DVD, took him out to a boring party and manoeuvred him to bed (to sleep). )

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<-- Merlin's pyjamas Arthur's Arsenal shirt. Please credit if taking, etc.

Rambling A/N of sorts:
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I've been writing "Draco and the Ducklings" (HP/House M.D. x-over) over at writing_game.
Will go back to writing "Runaway Heir" and then maddened_stars (AU H/D Blackcest Sweeney Todd) uhh eventually.

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Title: "Draco and the Ducklings" (HP/House M.D. x-over)
Genre: crossover, comedy, fluff with some plot
Word Count: 1183 words so far. Expected length: 3,000 words.
Rating: PG-13

Cast of Characters: Draco, House, Wilson, Cameron, Chase, Foreman, Lucius, Snape
Author's Note: Not beta-ed yet. Please point out mistakes, thank you!
I've written another 1500 words for the second half, but I still need to tinker with that part a lot =3

( Draco and the Ducklings, 1183 words for the first half )

Since I have a shiny new fandom, I figured it's high time to revamp my fic masterlist into something more accessible (with fandom and gen/pre-slash/slash/het groupings, and prominent titles).
Note: Please don't steal Arthur's crown & Merlin's hat.
In other words, Google your own hats ;-)

As of September 22, 2009, my current favorites are:

:♥: "A Prince's Favour (The Rights of Possession Remix)," implied Arthur/Merlin & Uther/Merlin, BBC Merlin.
:♥: The Cupbearer drabble series, Merlin/Arthur half-brother AU, PG-13 for incest, BBC Merlin. cupbearer
:♥: "Cupid Undone," Merlin/Arthur, PG-13 for incest, BBC Merlin.
:♥: "Blue-eyed Stranger," Arthur/Merlin reincarnation, PG, BBC Merlin.

:♥: "The Sounds of Water," Draco Malfoy gen one-shot, PG-13, Harry Potter.

My cherished-but-frozen-in-time HP WIP, I am Responsible for My Rose is not included here.
My crackfics are not listed here; you can find them here instead.

( Key to icons )

[HP drabbles] [HP One-shots w/ sequels] [HP Stand-alones] [HP X-overs] [Merlin Drabbles] [Merlin One-shots] [GO drabbles] [ST:XI drabbles] [Misc. drabbles]

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( HP Drabbles )

( HP one-shots with planned sequels )

( HP stand-alone one-shots )

( HP crossovers )

( Merlin drabbles & flopsies )

( Merlin one-shots )

( Good Omens drabbles )

( Star Trek: XI drabbles )

( Miscellaneous drabble(s) )

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[HP drabbles] [HP One-shots w/ sequels] [HP Stand-alones] [HP X-overs] [Merlin Drabbles] [Merlin One-shots] [GO drabbles] [ST:XI drabbles] [Misc. drabbles]

This is 23% 15% longer than Scorpius'. (Started out being 37% longer, then 23%). Also the voice and style changed. Can't help it, haha.
rea_saint said it was as if I was saying "This is *MY* Albus and this is who he is!" He might be right =P
But nahh, I still love Scorpius more.

Will be expanded into a fic later, starting from the boys' fifth year. (If anyone’s interested to co-write or write about the boys' earlier years, drop me a line!) Please point out any mistakes.

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"Twenty Things about Albus Severus Potter" by lilian_cho

Author’s notes: Companion fic to “Twenty Things about Scorpius Severus Malfoy.”
Quasi-related to “People Like Us” (Draco Gen, PG-13).
Please fill out my Scorpius fanon poll.
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: AS/S pre-slash.
Length: 1480 1378 words
Beta: gelsey
Nitpickers: The nice people over at hp_britglish
ETA 12/13/07: Changed the sentence structure of: They were sixteen-year-old boys, but Score’s eyes had never strayed once to a girl’s curves. (Or a boy’s arse.) following the results of the readers' poll.
Archives: Please ask permission first.
Fanfic disclaimer: The nicknames "Score" and "Al" were totally lifted from sarahtales. Other than that, their personalities are different :-) Next!
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made, and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

( Twenty Things about Albus Severus Potter )

I can haz AS/S ship?
Written in a fit of inspiration after I speculated about who Draco’s wife might be. Will be expanded into a fic later, starting from the boys' fifth year. (If anyone’s interested to co-write or write about the boys' earlier years, drop me a line!) Please point out any mistakes.

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"Twenty Things about Scorpius Severus Malfoy" by lilian_cho

Author’s notes: Epilogue-compliant, as far as I know. If you know me, you know who Draco’s wife is. Quasi-related to "People Like Us" (Draco Gen, PG-13)
Rating: PG-13 for pre-slash innuendos
Characters/Pairing: Scorpius gen. AS/S pre-slash.
Length: 1200 words
Nitpicker: gelsey
ETA 12/20/07: Changed "cooties" to "germs" thanks to this hp_britglish post ^^;;
Archives: Please ask permission first.
Fanfic disclaimer: The nicknames "Score" and "Al" were totally lifted from sarahtales. Other than that, their personalities are different :-) Next!
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made, and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
ETA: Please fill out my Scorpius fanon poll.

( Twenty Things about Scorpius Malfoy )
Read the companion fic, "Twenty Things about Albus Severus Potter."

(X-posted at IJ.)

RP LJs: Score Malfoy, Al Potter and Jade Malfoy

ETA 10:23 a.m.: AUGH I missed gelsey's birthday! *headdesk*

Happy belated birthday, dear :-)
And I was going to write you a birthday fic, but didn't realize that yesterday was the 27th so erm, consider this your birthday fic. Sorry for lack of mention of Snape :-P

"Tale of Houses Four" by lilian_cho
This public message was brought to you by Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans
A birthday fic for gelsey
ETA 12/17/06: The Russian translation by l_olga is here <333

Rating: PG-13 for gayness warped worldview
Pairing: bean/bean
Warnings: Gen, slash (if you can conceive beans as having gender)
Length: 535 words
Archive: Please ask permission first.
ETA 12:32 p.m.: Thanks ruien for pointing out that I didn't explain the existence of the white beans in the spehshul Gryffindor bowl.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans, Jelly Bellies, or any other candy company. Sadly.
This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made, and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

( Hogwarts beans )

( Gryffindor beans )

( Slytherin beans )

( Ravenclaw beans )

( Hufflepuff beans )

( Foreigner beans )

( Muggle beans )

ETA: This Draco's LJ can be found on dm1980. This Su Li's LJ can be found on androgynous88.

"People Like Us" by lilian_cho
An atomic_fiction challenge fic
Beta: somigliana and rea_saint. All remaining errors are mine. Inserted the Babel pisces spell (03/13/06). Thanks ruien for the nitpick.
Rating: PG-13 for derogatory terms and taking the Lord's name in vain :-P
Pairing(s): Draco/Su Li pre-smth, H/D if you squint.
ETA 01/23/07: Will be H/D in the sequel to the sequel *cries*
Warnings: Gen, but can be read as either pre-het or pre-slash, since Su Li's gender is not determined in the books. (In this story, Su Li is a Chinese Ravenclaw, but Rowling might cast him/her as a love interest or leader of Death Eaters or whatever in Book Seven. You could never know with that woman... *shrug*)
Length: 1806 words
Archives: lilian_cho and atomic_fiction. Please ask permission first.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made, and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

These East Asians are rather like house-elves—he can't tell their gender apart when they're wearing bulky sweaters. He's never sure whether he's hitting on a flat-chested girl or a pretty boy.

( People Like Us )
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( Su Li explains “People Like Us” )
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( City of Blinding Lights lyric )

Teaser for a sequel to "Dragon Dreams"
Beta lined up: spiderstars
Rating: Tentatively, R for violence and gore
The work will be based on: "Beauty and the Beast," "Cupid and Psyche," "The Young Slave," and maybe "Bluebeard" and "Rapunzel."
Pairing: Harry/Draco, implied Draco/Morpheus, Theodore/Pansy
Expected Length: 18,000 words

Disclaimer: The teaser below isn't beta-ed yet. It might or might not be part of the sequel. Most likely this will be the interlude between "Dragon Dreams" and the sequel.
Nitpicker: albichorizon

( Interlude )

Dying to read more? ;-) Have a 167-word cookie: "Dragon Soars" and a 506-word cookie: "Draco Malfoy: The Wizard Behind the Legend".

When Harry Met Tenipuri Fangirls by lilian_cho
A birthday crackfic for anyotherknight
Rating: PG-13 (rabid yaoi/slash fangirls)
Fandoms: Harry Potter, Prince of Tennis (Tenipuri)
Pairings: Harry/Draco, implied Momo/Kaidoh.
Length: 596 words (plus a 288-word explanation of Japanese terms, lol)
Warning: Crossover crackfic, random Japanese words and rampant cultural misunderstandings. Not as funny to those not fluent in Japanese pop culture (read: those who're not manga/anime otaku)
Beta-ed and Jap-picked: rea_saint
Archive: please ask permission first

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by J.K. Rowling, Takeshi Konomi, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made, and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

( When Harry Met Tenipuri Fangirls )

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...I can go on forever, but then my footnotes will go on forever too.

So, explanations: ( Terms explained )

Beta-ed version posted on July 15, 2005 at mukashi2 here.

Green Eyes by lilian_cho
A birthday fic for why_me_why_not
Rating: PG-13 (slash subtext for the guttery mind), Gen
Characters: Draco, Harry, Lucius and Narcissa.
Length: 2,182 words
Beta-ed: why_me_why_not
Archive: please ask permission first

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made, and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.


( Green Eyes )

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( Harry Potter Vocabulary and Frog Prince Resources )

( Author’s notes, Icon art, Question )

July 20, 1993

Thankfully, ever since the alihotsy incident, I had always carried a self-replenishing water flask with me. I looked into my bag of personally blended tea. I estimated that it would only last me eight days. This blend of wormwood and nutmeg infusion had, on numerous occasions, prevented me from slipping aconite into the students’ pumpkin juice. Considering my present situation, I would very much like to have my afternoon tea for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I transfigured some loose stones into bread rolls. Biting into one, I grimaced. It tasted of sand. I had not misread my wand’s warped magical signature. Had a Gryffindor been in my place, he would have splinched himself in an attempt to Apparate. Sighing, I transfigured my overcoat into a threadbare sleeping bag and went to sleep on the sand.


Afternoon Tea
Answer to the hot drinks challenge in 30minutemuse.
Back-story to Chapter two of I am Responsible for My Rose
Spoilers: Harry Potter books, Saint-Exupéry’s The Little Prince chapter two, I am Responsible for My Rose chapter two
Archive: please ask permission first

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by J.K. Rowling, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, various publishers including but not limited to Harcourt, Inc., Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made, and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

( I began to wonder whether yesterday’s afternoon tea was too strong. )

( Harry Potter vocabulary, Author’s notes, Special Mention )