Aletheia

Happy (Belated) Holidays & Happy New Year, F-list! =D

Thank you for the fantabulous snowflake cookies, Anon, ayes_sid, ego_chan, issahime, & romaine24! They really brightened my day <3 *smooches & hugs* I'm so late at thanking you all because I wanted to write a drabble in thanks. Clearly, I failed.

oconel, I got your card, thank you!

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1 a. I haven't watched Merlin 2x08, 11, 12, 13.
1 b. Or Sherlock Holmes. Or Avatar.

2. Josh Lanyon has been a hit or miss for me, but I do like the Adrien English mysteries muchly. The fifth & final book just came out last week at LooseId (I.D.? Id?)

They're not that riveting as mysteries, I def. am more invested in the characters, esp. Adrien and Jake. I think of Adrien as beautiful because Jake thinks him beautiful. I think of Jake as caring (minus the obvious Major-Closet-Case-itis problem) because Adrien is so sucker-punched in love with him. Yep, invested.

Mystery-wise, I like the first & fifth mysteries and aren't terribly invested in the other three. I do like the villain in the fourth book, just because.

3. Other things I've read of late:
- Gay Regency in Space (for srs)
- Clueless-about-his-fuckability Secret Agent and the Rentboy Who Loves Him
- Big Korean Tabloid Reporter with Fangirl Stalkerish Tendencies for His Beloved OCD-Mildly-Agoraphobic Author
- MOAR Gay Regency
- etc

...I should have a HUGE backload of Merlin fanfics to read by now. Should write some drabbles first.

It’s not that Merlin hates being in the middle. Arthur’s bed is big enough for three grown men, especially if one is as skinny as Merlin. It’s just that the king and the first knight always gravitate to the middle, effectively quashing him.

Lancelot would tuck his head into Merlin’s neck, one of his legs trapping Merlin’s. The man is so selfless that Merlin doesn’t have the heart to shove him off, even if his flyaway hair tickles.

Arthur would toss and turn, kicking the blanket off no matter how cool the night air is. Then, lying on top of the covers, he would turn on his side and half-lie across Merlin.

Some nights, Merlin would gently extricate himself and slip quietly next door. Gwen always scoots over to make space for him in Morgana’s bed. Most nights, however, he would lie overheated under his lovers’ embrace, awake and content.

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A/N: Cut it down to 150 words. Go me!

In my fanon, Gwen and Morgana keep an extra nightgown* for the nights when Merlin drop by. It's important that they match~ after all.
Also, Santiago Lancelot grows his luscious locks out thanks to Merlin's Pout of Magnitude. The HEA end.

* Part 1 starts here

[ LJ | IJ | DW ]

“We have five Harrys and one Albus in our year. I suppose we’re bound to have a Merlin sooner or later.”

Adding a half-stir to his potion, Merlin Emrys gave a noncommittal hum.

“It’s an unusual name for a Muggleborn though.”

“Never knew my dad. Might be a half-blood for all I know,” Merlin said lightly.

“Why are you being so talkative?” He turned to his Potions partner. “I thought Slytherins keep to themselves.”

“Ravenclaws aren’t so bad,” Scorpius Malfoy said dismissively.

Blue-grey eyes regarded him with curiosity. “There’s something about you, Merlin. I can’t put my finger on it.”

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Answers slytherin100's Crossover prompt.

A/N: The dialogue flow in this drabble bugs me, but I'm not sure how to fix it =/

Punchline requires knowledge of Merlin 1X01, sry =P
In my head Albus Severus is an extra whiny Morgana, Teddy Lupin is Gwen, and Dominique Weasley is Lancelot. just because.

[ LJ | IJ | DW ]

and I'm trying to cut down this OT3/OT5 drabble down from 171 words to 150 words instead.

I know, I should be reading my F-list instead, AMIRITE?

I skipped Merlin 2X08 and watched 2X09, because if IMO even the 2X08 _preview_ is OOC, how bad would the episode itself be? D: D: D:

ETA 11/28/09: I should clarify re: 2X08's OOC-ness: ( 2X08 SPOILERS, just in case )

My super-short 2X09 reaction: ( 2X09 SPOILERS )

'kay, should go back and join the rest of humankind in celebration. *waves* Happy belated thanksgiving! Hope your turkey was wayyyy better than mine.

1. Only sesame seed bagels left, and no cream cheese. My life, ladies and gentlemen.

2. Ate a bowl of Oreos for breakfast.

3. There’s a coffee ring stain on my X-men. I know I accidentally burned down Dad’s office, but a man’s comics are sacred.

4. Ryan kissed me to shut me up. Twice. (!!!)

5. Did a Samuel L. Jackson impression under my breath. Was sharing my bucket of popcorn, extra butter, with Ryan, when our shoulders bumped together. It was nice; not Summer-in-a-Wonder-Woman-outfit nice, but getting there.

6. Make out Share kisses with Ryan at the poolhouse.

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Remix of theswearingkind's Sam Jackson Ain't Got Nothing on These Two (f-locked) for remixthedrabble. I haven't actually watched the episode on which #3 is based. One day I'll probably finish watching the O.C. Maybe. If only for more of Seth Cohen's wordvomit.

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Remixes people wrote for me this round:
- A reason Aziraphale is awesomecakes remixed into Spontaneous Acts of Charity (The Sorry We Missed You Remix) [Crowley, 150 words, rated G], by lilfluffykitten

- Envy remixed into Envy (The Curiosity Hurts Remix) [Morgana, 100 words, rated PG], by rapunzelita

I'm all caught up with Merlin 2X06 now. Arthur's neatly brushed (combed?) bangs under his crown in 2X06 makes me want nerd!Arthur fics.

1. Sorority Boys -- with Merlin, Arthur and Will. Arthur/Ann clearly must be Adam/Adina, with his complex about his/her fat ass arse >=D
Will is the stoner eternal senior who takes crossdressing in stride.
Morgana is the nearsighted sorority president, because Katie McGrath wearing glasses IS CANON. Gwen is going to beat Merlin up (or get Lancelot to beat Merlin up) when she realized Merlin had been taking showers with Morgana =O

Sir Leon can be the sleazy scumbag loser who roofied Arthur/Ann.
Cedric is the guy who stole the fraternity's money and blame Merlin.

Uther hitting on Merlin on the yatch = BONUS because he's always thought Arthur's friend isn't quite right in the head.

2. Hors de prix/Priceless -- with Merlin as the golddigger Irene and Arthur as the hotel barman Jean. Merlin mistook Arthur as a millionaire and put the moves on him. Arthur went along with the charade, fell for Merlin, etc.

A year later, the two met again at the same hotel. It's Merlin's birthday and he's had a cozy arrangement with Uther for three years now. Uther caught Merlin cheating with Arthur, Merlin threw his lot in with Arthur only to realize that he's the help AHAHAHAHAHA.

Merlin moved on to Lancelot (du Lac sr. just croaked, leaving his massive wealth to Lancelot). Arthur wouldn't give up on Merlin and ended up being Lady Helen's boy toy so he can continue going on dates with Merlin.

I stopped watching the movie at this point so IDK what happened next, haha.

3. I'm kinda tempted to claim Bluebeard over at tobreakthespell. For some reason I can't think of any happy fairy tales that match the Merlin fandom =S (that hasn't already been claimed, that is.)

Arthur Blackguard--too evocative of WoW and RPGs, Y/N?

In other news, my laptop's monitor & graphic card died last Thursday.

[ LJ | IJ | DW ]

1. Was surprisingly okay with Merlin 2X02, but D:< about 2X03: ( SPOILERS, just in case anyone's even more of a slowpoke than me )

2. Only wrote my primary assignment for remixthedrabble and none of my secondary ones because I suck that way =(
I knew which part & what pov I want to remix, but I just can't bring myself to put down even one line D:

3 a. Rewatched extended LotR yesterday. I used to be all about Aragorn and Legolas, but yesterday it was Froooodooo and Karl Urbaaaan Eomeeeer. Was briefly tempted to look for Aragorn/Frodo, but quashed the worrying tendency immediately.

3 b. Kept on going, "Ooh, sophinisba's icon of cute round-eyed hobbit kid!" and "sophinisba's icon of Merry opening his arms wide," etc.

P.S. Still not reading the F-list, sorry ^^;;

P.P.S. Any Choirboy AU LotR fanfics out there?

1. I dreamt I was Hikaru Sulu (the John Cho version, except even more kickass), and I was fighting T-1000 with my BARE FISTS. T-1000 first took on Chekov's appearance, then Hikaru's appearance.
Wrong crossover, brain. I'm still waiting for a Merlin-related dream!

2. It was interesting to watch Star Trek with Japanese voice acting.

Spock's voice = the straight-laced, class president type who's quiet, serious, and perfect in every way. With hidden depths (or secret, endearing vice)! Sometimes with bonus hot geek glasses.
Like Death Note's Light/Raito pre-psychosis, basically. Or like Kare Kano's Soichiro Arima, minus the weakling appearance.

Kirk's voice = the happy-go-lucky youngster who just. Never. Gives. Up. And is inexplicably loved by everyone, friend and foe alike. Have the devil's own luck.
In other words, the main character of every single shounen anime out there. But nowhere as whiny as Naruto, dear lord.

Bones' voice = the laid back old guy who drinks sake and is vaguely lecherous/flirtatious to everyone, esp. their subordinates. Usually the mentor/teacher figure to the main character. And always turns out to have a dark, tragic past.
Like that pink flower kimono + straw hat-wearing captain in Bleach.

Uhura's voice = the straight-laced heroine who has Clear Views regarding Justice. Hates bullies and will fight them to protect the weak. Usually admires/has a crush on the class president, or is a class president herself.
Like lots of Hayao Miyazaki's heroines.

I was so disappointed by Sulu's voice, because he just has a generic voice. The you'll-only-see-me-in-two-episodes-max voice T_T

ETA 09/22/09: Bonus Kirk/Spock shounen rivalry summary and McSpock salaryman Boys' Love summary

3. remixthedrabble--need to update my fic masterlist first before browsing/reading my remixees' fic masterlists ^^;;
Hopefully will be done updating tonight or tomorrow.

This LJ post will be updated as I write more drabbles in this 'verse. If this ends up being more than 25 X 100 words, I'll give up and write a proper fic set in this universe X_x;;

Because all the cool Merlin kids did it, and I saw givemethebook (IIRC) did a ten-drabbles version & b_hallward (?) did a CONTINUOUS storyline.
This was hard. How did people do it in order, stick to the storyline, and make all of them Merlin/Arthur? =O

To keep track of new drabbles in this 'verse:
a) track this LJ entry by clicking on the thumbtack icon on top,
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c) create an LJ feed of cupbearer (if you have a paid LJ account), OR
d) ask me to notify you via comments, and I shall do so.

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"The King's Bastard" (Uther AU gen, PG-13, 100 words) ( Angst )

"The Anniversary" (Uther & Merlin AU, PG, 100 words) ( Hurt/Comfort )

"The Cupbearer" (Merlin & Arthur AU, PG, 100 words) ( AU )

"Shared Breath" (Merlin/Arthur pre-slash AU, PG-13, 100 words) ( First Time )

"Stranger" (Merlin/Arthur AU, PG-13, 100 words) ( Unresolved Tension )

"Lovers" (Merlin/Arthur AU, PG-13, 100 words) ( Implied PWP )

"The Mask" (Merlin/Arthur AU, PG, 100 words) ( Humour, dosed with angst )

"Forever" (Merlin/Arthur AU, PG-13, 100 words) ( Fluff )

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Extras:

"The Half-Brother Plan" (cameos from Aziraphale & Crowley, PG, 100 words) ( Bonus Good Omens crossover )

"Not an orphanage" (Uther, Arthur, Morgana AU, PG, 100 words) ( Bonus crack )

Three crossovers:

1. Like an Onion Inside Out (The Doctor, the Queen, and the TARDIS Remix) by spiralleds
(Narnia/Doctor Who, The Doctor/Susan Pevensie, PG-13)
Summary: Sometimes endings are just the beginning.
Spoilers: Inclusive of the entire Chronicles and through series 4 of the new Doctor Who.
Warning: character deaths, talking animals

Author's meta

Includes Nine, Ten and Thirteen. And it WORKS. Also, even though it's character death, it's Narnia, after all =3

2. Congrats, You've Met Your Match (The Space Captain Remix) by roga
(ST:XI/SGA, Kirk/Sheppard, R, 3000 words)

Ridiculously hot even without the sex. The original reads as the missing sex scene ;-)

3. Ten Synonyms for Sensational (The Dragon/TARDIS Overdub) by nopejr (Doctor Who/HP, Ten, Draco Malfoy, PG)
Summary: The Doctor pouted. Draco wasn't impressed.

Cuuuuuute *_* And funny. With fanartzes!

And three non-crossovers:

1. Still Waters (Hypothetically Speaking Extended Dub) by cimness [LJ]
(ST:XI, gen, mentioned Spock/Uhura, implied Kirk/Spock, PG)

Author's meta

The original is an always-a-girl!Spock genderbend. The remix is Jim's pov, and his finding out (via his slutty ways myriad charms) that Spock is practically royalty. I love how the remix shows the differences of the Kirk/Spock dynamic when Spock's male instead of female.
tl;dr: Am deeply impressed, read it!

2. Art Appreciation (Boxed Wine and Crackers, or the Decline of Public Funding, Remix) by eyebrowofdoom (Smallville, Clark/Lex, PG)
Summary: If you can do this, you must be morally old enough for a drink.
Spoilers/Warnings: adult themes.

Leeeeeex, you're so cute. Only Lex would have a fantasy life as a starving art student X-D

O/T: In other news, Michael Rosenbaum's Adina/Adam is the only 3-D character in Sorority Boys. I wasn't expecting anything but a stereotypical slapstick comedy (w/ bonus crossdressing Rosenbaum!), so his acting really impressed me =D (believable character, inner conflict, repress repress repress, deny deny deny)
Also, he looks SO YOUNG in that movie.

3. Free Range Subjects (The Scientific Method Remix) by suaine
(Merlin, Merlin/Arthur, R)
Summary: No one ever said science was easy, and alien scientists are only human, after all.
Spoilers and/or Warnings: non-con (an alien made them do it)

It's an AMTDI fic from the aliens' pov =DDD \o/

[ LJ | IJ | DW ]

Yesterday morning I dreamt I was Sylar, who was transported into an alternate universe where AU!Sylar is all respected & loved & made entirely out of fluffy bunnies, kittens & squishy pink hearts.

Sylar decided to go along with the adulation of the AU!masses. There's this v. sick little boy who's all adorable and wears glasses and may or may not bear some resemblance to Shadow of the Templar's Nate & Final Fantasy: Advent Children's Michael.

I knew Sylar had a vague evil(?) masterplan, but for some reason he decided to donate his bone marrow (?!111) to this adorable little boy. I Sylar was in pain when the nurse/doctor/illegal underground activist took his bone marrow, but he stayed stoic and all the children were like "Sylar. We love you *_* You're our hero."

AU!Mohinder's an Evil Manipulative Person who may or may not be using AU!Sylar's latent homosexuality confused feelings toward his own end. AU!Sylar obv. does not have all the awesome superpowers that canon!Sylar has.

I woke up before I found out what Sylar!me's dastardly plan was.

If only I had dreamt about Spock. (When I watch Heroes, I usually only watch the Hiro and Andoh scenes!)

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t_hy_la is such a great username.

I have to repeatedly convince myself that it is evil to nab that username at Dreamwidth. Because what if that LJ-er decides to use DW too? =O

Spock out. lilian_cho out.

Seen all over (three times count as all over!):

The Five Meme - character sketches

Post one (or two) "Five Things" list in my comments section. (e.g. "5 Times Merlin and Arthur Didn't Kiss, But They Should Have", or "5 Things Spock Prime Never Told Jim"). Then, in comments, I'll post the answers.
If you want, post this offer in your own journal.

Bonus points for people who request for Star Trek: XI, since star_trek_flashfic currently runs Five Things challenge until Sunday, July 26.

I'll also do it for: Merlin, Harry Potter, Good Omens, Smallville, Full Metal Alchemist, Calvin & Hobbes, etc.

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I need a plot device for Merlin (15 y.o.) and Arthur (18 y.o.) to meet each other. Not sure if it's plausible for two perfect strangers, totally unrelated to each other, to meet in a wedding (bride's party v. groom's party). Hm. Also, have zero idea of British wedding customs, obv.

Aaand, if it's a wedding, wouldn't Hunith and Uther be there too? O_o (I suppose I can explain it as Merlin being Gwen's date and Uther being V. V. Important & Busy over in Singapore or something.)

Either that or a birthday party. But I think a birthday party is less plausible?

Suggestions, please? ^^;; It's reincarnation fic. Of a sort.

"You're such a romantic," Jeremy said, straightening up.

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ETA 6 p.m.: Happy birthday, sequinedfairy!

Fic-changing meme gacked from herohunter:

Pick one of my stories and tell me a point in the tale that you'd change -- something tiny or big -- and I'll tell you how that one difference would have altered the course of the entire story.

Most of my fanfics are AU anyway, but have at it! =D

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ST: XI recs:

1. Fanart: GQMF Colour by jbadgr
Spock inna suit MMmmmmm <333

2. Star Trek - I Love the World, Boom de yada yada fanvid by BigMamaG
Kirk's "I love real dirty things" & Nero's "I love arachnids" = X-D

3. Your mom is illogical...
Aaaaa Chibi Trek *_* Chibi Sulu (& Chekov!) is soo cute (read: suave and good-looking), but not as ADORABLE cute as Chibi Spock! =DDD

3*. Ahahahahah kappa!Spock X-D

4. Eyes Like An Impossible Storm by waldorph [@ LJ]
2,108 words, slight Kirk/Spock, PG, angst, outsider POV (Winona Kirk)
Summary: "She thinks that maybe in another universe, one where ships didn't come out of lightning storms in space, she would have had a brown-eyed, steadier child"

5. Vid: Circus (Star Trek XI; Kirk) by butterfly
You have to d/l it, but it's worth the effort.

[ LJ | IJ | DW ]

Last day to vote for your three Merlin/Arthur favourites!
(There's a three-way tie for #1 right now)

My personal fav.s are:

1. tentacles, 3. French revolution
7. Salem witch trials, 11. pleasure slave, 13. transgender!Merlin
15. pirate!Merlin, 17. stowaway!Merlin
28. India, transgender!Merlin

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Offer still open indefinitely: Throw me a character name or two!

What I wrote yesterday (3 X 100 words):

- The last dream Dog had [Good Omens]

- Four people Chekov never fell in love with, and one person he did [Star Trek: XI]
<-- Awkward sentence construction is awkward.

- Three facts about Spock from my personal canon/fanon [Star Trek: XI]

No Kirk/Spock yet because they're 100 words each. I'm a drabble writer, not a miracle worker. (Except if I skip several years ahead in the timeline, I suppose.)

Claim your prompts here.

Things wot I want to read that people should claim >=D

1. Spirited Away: Arthur enslaved by Nimueh & Merlin not remembering who he is.
Chihiro/Sen!Arthur ("Art"? Or "Pen" from Pendragon) and Haku!Merlin ("Lin"). And Merlin saving Arthur's life when he was a wee child.
And Nimueh being the witch who enslaves them. And Pig!Uther X-D

2. It Happened One Night: SpoiledHeir!Arthur, FamousDiva!Sophia, FreelancePhotojournalistPeter Parker!Merlin, OverprotectiveDad!Uther...
You know you want to write eeeeeet.

3. Velvet Goldmine =DDD

Merlin = dorky Christian Bale
Arthur = Brian Slade
Morgana = Mrs Slade
Lancelot = nekkid Curt Wild

...and Boku wa Imouto ni Koi wo Suru (either Arthur/Merlin or Arthur/Morgana twincest). If anyone have watched the movie, that is =P

Other movie prompts that are still available: ( Read more... )

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“Once upon a time, there was a death god who religiously watched over a human princess—”

“The princess is a symbol. She is indispensable to him (And to me). He loves her (I love you, Misa).”

“He died for her (As I would die for you). That’s why his notebook belongs to her (Do you want to do this? Throw half your life away in exchange for dead eyes).”

“He (I) would have wanted her to live a happy life (Not a half life, never a half life).”

Story ended: Rem died years ago.

“I wouldn’t lie to you.”

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Remix of lye_tea's Fairytale Floss for remixthedrabble. I like how this one turned out; I basically lifted phrases from the original and changed the context. The original phrases refer to Light/Misa, Misa & Ryuuk etc., but I turned it around, changed the speaker and the story =3

This is...sort of technically pre-femmeslash, I guess?
In Death Note, after the epic Kira/L awesomeness, the OMGSoObvious pairing is Rem/Misa.

Super-quick explanation about the Death Note drabble: ( Spoilery, duh. )

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for the rest of your life."

"Mm," Jeremy said, loading the little sound with so much meaning that Simon sped up to avoid it.

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Happy birthday, zed_pm! =D

In the absence of Pintoliciousness, have some random Star Trek: XI recs:

1. hounds_morrigan: The Hounds of Morrigan (Uhura/Kirk/Spock, NC-17)
Summary: Radical AU. An alternate world without a federation. Nyota Uhura is a scary BAMF with an even more terrifying matched set of hunting hounds on her leash.
Warnings: Slavery, non-con, d/s without the safeguards.

The barely legal Kirk in that universe looks like this. Apply scars as needed.

2. st_au_drifters (Kirk/Spock, AU WIP, 7/?, R so far)
st_xi_kink prompt: Post apocalypse, mirror world. Featuring pirate/bandit/bounty hunter with dubious morals Kirk and serene/beautiful/cruel bottom!Spock who kills with his brain. Real Spock and Kirk don't even have to show up, but bonus points if they all meet up at some point and the crew is equally horrified and turned on/shocked by the all that sexy evilness. Let alone the fact that Kirk and Spock are together.

3. hollycomb's Now Disappear (Sulu/Chekov, R)
Summary: Chekov develops amnesia during a mission and can't remember the past five years of his life. Sulu is heartbroken.

4. Closer v.2 (Kirk/Spock FanVid, NWS lyrics, R-rated m/m nudity)

5 a. hamano_ayumi's Star Trek doodles
5 b. jbadgr's fanart icons (with bonus Tribbles!)

Ron would never admit this to anyone, not Harry and certainly not Hermione, but when he was ten he wrote a letter asking for admission to Durmstrang.

He never did send the letter. When the twins scared him with Giant Squid stories, he would picture that letter, tucked away in a chest under his bed with his old teddy.

Once sorted into Gryffindor, he forgot all about the letter until the Durmstrang delegation arrived for the Triwizard tournament.

He wouldn't trade his friendship with Harry for anything, but just imagine: he could've gone to the same school as Viktor Krum!

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Remix of velvetmouse's The Letter for remixthedrabble. Audienced by roflolmaomg.

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BTW, I think I'll actually enjoy the Ron/Lavender moments in HBP. Remember when your girlfriend would whine about wanting a boyfriend, because they want to feel cherished, etc. etc.? Yeah, getting those vibes from Lavender here.

- Hermione angsting over clueless Ron
- The Liar, the Underage Wizard and the Cabinet =D
- Luna looks even more otherworldly, if that's possible Love the peeling "Slide to open" sticker.

[ LJ | IJ ]

When Arthur was six, he faced down a dragon with a wooden sword.

The dragon (a monster as big as a mountain!) took one look at his toy sword and snorted.

"You don't scare me, dragon! Knights always kill the monsters in the end!"

"Prince Arthur Pendragon," the dragon said, as if Arthur had not spoken. "The world will kill and eat you. But not if you eat the heart of the world first."

Arthur frowned. The dragon wasn’t following the storyline.

"Two golden children sharing one destiny."

In the morning, he would think that it was all a dream.

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Answers merlin100's sword prompt & writing_game's exasperating prompt
The dragon's prophecy is inspired by Sylvia Plath's poem "Mary's Song" ("O golden child the world will kill and eat.")

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1 a. Can someone please claim It Happened One Night @ reel_merlin so I don't claim it?
SpoiledHeir!Arthur, FamousDiva!Sophia, FreelancePhotojournalistPeter Parker!Merlin, OverprotectiveDad!Uther...
You know you want to write eeeeeet.

1 b. I would claim it except I'm nowhere done with "Runaway Heir," my Draco-centric It Happened One Night pastiche ^^;;

2. Why hasn't anyone claimed Star Trek: XI? Do you really want me to inflict AnthropomorphicAlienDragon!Merlin on you guys? D:

Random reader: "Based on ST: XI. Coolness." *clicks*
Scroll bar: *scrolls down*
Random reader: "..."
Scroll bar: *scrolls down some more*
Random reader: "...I am confused. I vaguely feel like I should lodge a complaint somewhere."

ETA 12 p.m.: Clearly I am unhinged because I've claimed A.I. X_x;;
Tentatively titled "Made with Love in Camelot" because I don't have non-cheesy title ideas. "His Love is Real."

( Read more... )
*hacks the plot into teensy vignette-y scraps*

/ends whining brain dump

“A prince’s favour is a precious commodity,” his father once told him before taking his favourite horse away.

Arthur had taken the lesson to heart, doling out equal camaraderie to noblemen’s sons and equal flattery to their daughters.

Except he had slipped horribly—over Merlin, of all people—and it was no use to protest that he’s mine or you gave him to me, because he had not forgotten that Apple was a present when he turned seven.

His father had no rights on his manservant (his friend, his favourite), and still he left marks of possession on Merlin’s skin.

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Companion drabble/remix of sophinisba's "Keep Your Head Down" for remixthedrabble.
Audienced by snakeling.

[ LJ | IJ | DW ]

Recs #1 (Merlin, HP, GO)

Calvin & Hobbes rec: Transmogrification, by hyperfocused
Remix: Transmogrified (The Mother's Love Remix) [Calvin & Hobbes, 100 Words, Rated G]

House M.D. recs:
1. Remix: Four Men Allison Cameron Slept With, and One She Never Did (The Coin Flip Remix) by sabinelagrande
[Cameron/Foreman, Cameron/Wilson, Cameron/House, Cameron/Chase, Cameron/Joe, 100 Words, Rated PG-13]

2. Remix: Chicken (The Die Hard Remix) by iamsab
[House/Stacey, 100 Words, Rated PG]

3. Remix: Addiction (The Methadone Remix) by melodyunity
[House/Wilson, 100 Words, Rated G]

4. Remix: Concerto for the Left Hand (the Duet Remix) by 2ndary_author
[Allison Cameron, Gregory House, 100 Words, Rated G]


Bandom rec: Remix: Let Me Be Your Voice (The As Close As They’d Ever Get Remix) by trascendenza
[Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, 100 Words, Rated G, AU]
* The original is a Brokeback AU

Narnia rec: Remix: Grey Skies of Britain (Being Foil to the Just King Remix) by blueyeti
[OC, Edmund, 100 Words, Rated PG]
* It's from the OC's pov

Supernatural rec: Always Remember to Never Forget, by 2ndary_author
Remix: Remembering Then and Now (The Always Remember to Never Forget Remix) by donutsweeper
[Sam Winchester, 100 Words, Rated G]

The O.C. rec: Those Soft Skin Boys, by hyperfocused
Remix: Those Soft Skin Boys (The One Year Gone Remix) by theswearingkind
[Luke/Seth, Luke/Ryan, 100 Words, Rated PG-13]

Heroes rec: Remix: Remember by visiblemarket
[Elle, the Haitian, 100 Words, Rated PG]

Jeeves & Wooster rec: Remix: The Bother or Boon of a Bad Back by verus_janus
[Jeeves/Wooster, 100 Words, Rated PG]

"I shouldn't have kissed you."

"Sorry?"

"I'm sometimes bad at receiving other people's signals. Not as bad as you, obviously—"

Merlin gave Gwen a confused little smile.

"And with what you said about Prince Arthur last night, I realized you only feel that way for one man in particular."

He opened his mouth to ask What way?, but Gwen went on, "I'm glad we can be friends."

She was looking at him with a painfully earnest expression, and he couldn't bring himself to correct her—that this was not the secret that he was keeping from her.

"...Thank you."

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Remixed from sophinisba's "Just Friends" for remixthedrabble.
Beta-ed by roflolmaomg and snakeling.

Bonus crack gag reel: ( I wanted to do a plot twist for the remix, but the plot refused to budge. )

[ LJ | IJ | DW ]

Attention, Americans! Two Merlin eps. airing tonight! (NBC?)

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FYI: I compiled this rec on Saturday, before the authors' reveal. Posting it after the reveal because I want to have the author names included. Recs #2 tomorrow.

Drabbles to write before remixthedrabble round 7: more Good Omens, try some Calvin & Hobbes, Jeeves & Wooster

Merlin recs:
1. Faded by amory_vain
Remix: Fading (The Prelude to Incest Remix) by sophinisba
[Uther/Igraine, 100 Words, Rated PG-13]

2. Remix: Sweets for the sweet (The Ophelia Remix) by xsmoonshine
[Gwen/Morgana, 100 Words, Rated PG]

3. Unnamed, by sophinisba
Remix: The Once and Future Wizard (The Dreams of the Seer Remix) by aralias
[Morgana, Merlin, 100 Words, Rated PG]

4. Bedtime Stories, by xsmoonshine
Remix: Meddlesome (The Who Needs Ketchup Remix) by wojelah
[The Dragon, 100 Words, Rated G]

More Merlin remixes, including kernezelda's Melt In Your Mouth (Anachronism Remix), which was better written than my original flopsy "Delicacy."


Harry Potter rec:
1. Freckles, by lilian_cho
Remix: Freckles (Mirror Image remix) by penknife
[George, 100 Words, Rated G, spoilers for book 7]

2. Remix: The Magic's Gone (The When Dreams Don't Come True Remix) by benebu
[Petunia Evans, 100 Words, Rated PG]

More Harry Potter remixes.


Good Omens rec: Reading Omens in Harry Potter, by lilian_cho
Remix: It Started With An HP Box Set (The Footnote-Happy Remix) by benebu
[Crowley/Aziraphale, 100 Words, Rated PG]